Feb. 14, 2007

Happy Valentines Day! Also known as Singles Awareness Day! If you weren't aware you were single before, you will now. Oh, I'm so lonely...

Incidentally, Delta's line is a true quote from the original campaign that this comic is based off of. The results of that quote will not be featured, this being a family friendly production and all. Alternate texts for Delta include:

• I less than three you
• My valentine, much like my emotions for you, can only be viewed properly when utilizing a laser and monitor.
• I have compressed my heart into compact format and uploaded it to digital media for you to receive.
• Z0MG J00 R0X0RS B MY BF KK lol!!!!1!!1!!!one!!!
• Pathetic meat bags never appreciate my unique brand of love.

But when the time came, I had to choose the original.